Skip to main content

The Most Mind Numbing of Paradoxes: The Cloverfield Paradox Review

The Cloverfield series as a whole as always been a particular beast. The first film, the nausea inducing shaky cam kaiju film, attempted to change the game in terms of viral marketing. Though few other films have yet truly captured the fervor that surrounded this first film’s initial release, the marketing was effective, the film a hit.
    And then we waited.
    And waited.
    And waited.
    And then, right before we were to all give up on the possibility of this series would be a one off big budget horror/action spectacle, we are given a gift. 10 Cloverfield Lane. Not only is the film something completely different from the first film, it’s superior in many ways. And with this success, the series is given new life.
    With The Cloverfield Paradox, that life is cut short.
    Much like 10 Cloverfield Lane, this was not originally designed to be a Cloverfield film. In fact, this script had been shopped around for awhile, and the film itself has been filmed for a few years. But, instead of releasing it as it was, J.J. Abrams production company and the masterminds behind the Cloverfield universe purchased the film, did some reshoots, and released it in an unprecedented manner. And the strategy worked! Many people watched this film on the day it was released, and both Bad Robot and Netflix likely see the film as a success.
    Unfortunately, the only reason this film succeeded is that it didn’t give any breathing room for people to warn others about it.
    The film started fairly strongly. Featuring an interesting concept (obviously a parallel to the CERN Hadron Collider), it delves rather quickly into bizarrity. Featuring some fantastic sequences of body horror and an engaging idea of parallel dimensions and the crossing of time, it builds itself up, stacking tension and horror atop one another throughout the first act of the film. After that, though, the entire film falls apart quickly and with much disappointment.
    The latter half of the film proceeds at a non-pace, sitting in limbo between sci-fi thriller and space action film. Sadly, any of the mystery set up earlier in the film is completely abandoned, instead delving into an uninspired, cliched space adventuring story. Any possible deep science it was hoping to ground itself in was instead replaced with predictable deaths and obvious plot devices.
    And while the Cloverfield brand attempts to redeem itself it literally the last frames of the film, it is far little too late. With one poor choice after another, one of the most interesting cinematic universes in development falters. The fourth entry has already been completely filmed, with a planned release for October of this year. But with the failure that this film represents, one has to worry. The franchise is unstable. Another hit like this, and so falls the deck of cards.


If nobody write the film, does it even exist? Full review here:

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Darkness, Never Illumination: Darkest Hour Review

Darkest Hour both excels from the regular biopic tropes and falls directly into their well worn trends, sometimes simultaneously and sometimes surprisingly. I feel it should go unwarranted that Gary Oldman puts in an strong, blood-sweat-and-tears performance has Churchill, and does a remarkable job at humanizing a legend. Unfortunately, other aspects of the film seem inadequate by comparison. When it comes to Oldman, everything is near flawless. The voice, the gait, the make-up design by David Malinowski (which no doubts will be within awards contention). Everything works, everything is together, is one. It is a full creation, not simply an imitation. There are no moments that you doubt you are watching and listening to the great orator. Unfortunately, it is elsewhere that the film wanders and whimpers that tend to leave wanting. The film is seemingly lacking in morality. It is a story of the game of war, where young men are simply pawns for their kings and queens

Shapes, Sounds, Samples of Love: The Shape of Water Review

The Shape of Water is both soaring and grounded in it's pursuit of love, in all forms; physical love, holy love, unrequited love. It does not burden itself with explanation, with the unnecessary components many films that pursue this course would do. It only shows what it believes it must, and much like love itself, the rest falls uselessly to the wayside. Many themes run concurrently throughout the film, all with the singular purpose of telling a love story in their own unique ways. How can the voiceless be able to love? How can a God love those different than itself? How can love be so warm yet so treacherous? All of these questions are deeply embedded in the heart of the audience throughout the film, pulling and tugging and gasping for release along with us. It is a film built upon it's moments, a near recollection of a long-lost love. All that we have left are these moments, these moments of our heart skipping a beat, of our heart being broken, of our b

"Ordinary" Would Be a Stretch: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Review

Oh, the faultiness of being a teenager. A time when disrupted weekend plans were the end of the world, where asking out a girl was a heart stopping proposition, and when The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was considered a good film. Yes, I will admit that I thoroughly enjoyed this film as a teenager. Me and my brother went to see it together, coming out both having enjoyed it and for over ten years that initial positive reaction to the film has been what painted my opinion of it. But, much like thinking of one’s first kiss or that far too sweaty high school dance, revisiting the past often leads to confrontation with your demons. My demons, in this case, is the blissful enjoyment of a film so dumbed down and confoundingly boring that it seems insulting now. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a parody film that does not realize it is a parody film. Bombastic and utterly lacking in any style, the film simply glides to one set piece to another with no forethought and care as